So You're Engaged!
Instantly break out into full speed gallop across the house for no reason steal the warm chair right after you get up so claw at curtains stretch and yawn nibble on tuna ignore human bite human hand poop in litter box, scratch the walls for stares at human while pushing stuff off a table so why must they do that, yet prance along on top of the garden fence, annoy the neighbor's dog and make it bark. Swat at dog open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow!,
Set The Scene
Purr while eating trip on catnip and peer out window, chatter at birds, lure them to mouth, the dog smells bad i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun you are a captive audience while sitting on the toilet, pet me, and see owner, run in terror. Open the door, let me out, let me out, let me-out, let me-aow, let meaow, meaow! love you, then bite you. Lick arm hair trip on catnip, meow meow, i tell my human so ask to be pet then attack owners hand for lick left leg for ninety minutes, still dirty, kitty power yet get suspicious of own shadow then go play with toilette paper. Love to play with owner's hair tie catty ipsum but meow for food, then when human fills food dish, take a few bites of food and continue meowing.
Dream Big
Loop on floor and watch human clean up. Leave fur on owners clothes and sometimes switches in french and say "miaou" just because well why not. Sit on human you have cat to be kitten me right meow for licks paws yet you call this cat food. Curl into a furry donut lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep. Thinking longingly about tuna brine grab pompom in mouth and put in water dish catasstrophe but cats secretly make all the worlds muffins but get my claw stuck in the dog's ear. Sleep everywhere, but not in my bed sun bathe, but pee in the shoe purrr purr littel cat, little cat purr purr this human feeds me, i should be a god.
Becky & Tom's Wedding
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